Oh and there was that time in the kitchen…

{ May 4, 2009 @ 2:09 pm } · { Relationships I sucked at, Sex lies & videotape }
{ Tags: Wedded bliss }

Damn, it really does seem like a lot of my non-truths happened in the realm of sex. What’s up with that? Would I be labeled a sexual deviant??  Hmm.

I was “involved” with a married man my 1st yr in college. I met him at a supermarket, it was 3rd week in D.C. and i had no clue how to get anywhere. He walked past me in the produce aisle and complimented my hair. At the time it was almost waist length and very thick so i was use to the comments (like black women cant grow long ass hair) anyway, so i smiled and kept on about mine. He just so happened to meet up with me again, i think we were over by the frozen stuff now and he made another comment, this time about some of the stuff in my basket. (cliche) I looked at him this time tho and was fairly surprised at how attractive he was. We exchanged contact info aafter finishing the discussion on what where when why and WHO i was shopping for. All his way of figuring out whether or not i had a man. Nope. A woman? yep. But he didnt ask all that. Maybe he should have.

Anyway, so we started doin the do a couple days into it, and i started asking him questions. He was a nice enuf guy and i liked spending time with him. Wasnt tryin to get serious but damn i do wanna kno what u do for a living and what your last name is. He was a lil hush hush at 1st, but he opened up after about a month of prying. I found out a lil bit of this and a lil bit of that. But the big bit of info didnt come until about the 4th month in. We werent official or anything. Just fucking…alot. Some nice dates thrown in. I still had my girlfriend whom he didnt know about. And apparently (as revealed to me after drunken sex) he had a WIFE I didnt know about.  I didnt bother getting mad. I mean, for what? He was already cheating, so was I. I was lying to him as well. It was what it was. But then he fucked up and brought her to the same damn grocery store that he knows i shop at every sunday afternoon and he just so happened to think it was ok to pop up at my usual time there.

Imagine my surprise when he came walkin down the aisle with this tall thick caramel woman by his side. Im talkin this bitch was bad. I go grocery shopping in jeans and a tshirt and youre lucky if its clean. She was in capris, heels and some kinda tank top that left little to my imagination. Instant wetness. For her not him at this point.

He plays it off as if im a “co worker” who just started at his place of employment. Wifey smiled at me and shook my hand. I noticed the linger of her stare and i remember wondering…”damn dude. Im sorry but she dont believe your sorry ass not for one minute. Games up!” Oh but it wasnt that at all. Because wifey got a genius idea to invite me to their sunday evening cook out. Of course I wasnt gonna pass up free food and a chance to stare at that ass some more.

Fastforward four hrs later and I’ve had a few martinis, wifey has smoked a few blunts, and hubby is playin ball with a few friends. Im in the kitchen with wifey, who is making the act of slicing a damn apple just about the sexiest thing ive seen since i dont know what.  She ate a piece of that apple and licked the juice from her fingertips. More wetness. Then wifey got a little bit bold and came right out with a fairly odd question: so are u gay or bi?

I coughed into my martini glass and remembered searching my brain for an answer. I laughed it off and asked y and she answered because she felt my eyes on her at every second since we met. I smiled a lil and nodded and told her I was bi. I apologized for making her uncomfortable. She gave me this look and came a little too close to me. She asked me if she was making me uncomfortable and i told her not in a bad way. This woman proceeded to take the knife she was using and lightly pressed the tip along the underside of my arm and traced up to my collar bone. Im tellin u i almost passed out from the wave of horniness. Like nothing i ever felt before. She took my hand and lead me back to one of their 5 damn bathrooms and when I tell u that woman is a beast. omg. I thought her husband knew how to give some head…nothin compared to this chick. So yeah.

I fucked a married man. And then his wife fucked me.